>> i work as a secretary in a law firm. >> o.k., i love the color of the bra, but the bra and the way it fits should be illegal. >> [laughs] >> what's going on up here? >> i call this the muffin-top boob. [laughter] >> you've moved them from the hips on up. you have a beautiful figure, and you're totally distracting from it. that is just not right. i'll tell you what, we're gonna make this really easy and simple, smooth you out, the lawyers will love you now... >> [laughs] >> all the cases will be won. let's send you back and get an ahh bra. >> o.k. >> you went from dread to red again! and you know what, no matter how many times you wash this, it's going to stay your beautiful red colors that you love so much. you can go back to the law firm and take over knowing that you have a beautiful bra full of quality and comfort. [♪...] thanks, laura, for coming on the show today. why are you still wearing your training bra? look at this, it's smooshing in the front, the straps-- i know these straps would just fall down and then the world would would know everything. no support whatsoever. a